Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Alunis
2. Makena
3. Kveta

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Alunis: Uh, I know Kveta *glances at her uneasily* But the blue haired boy...
Makena: I don't know anyone! WHEE!!!!!! ^____^-
Kveta: Who the hell is talking to me? <_<;


2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Alunis: Uh, I believe I don't need to answer this question.
Makena: Is he talking about balloons?? +__+
Kveta: Psh! Alunis, asexual little freak, couldn't get one if he wanted.
And Uh.. sure little boy *pats Makena's head* -.-;

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Alunis: I sing..
Makena: I like to paint gumdrops on the wall and act like I'm in candyland!
Kveta: *giggles at Alunis's comment* You sing?! xD
Uh.. I guess I work out sometimes...
And are you okay little boy? O_o
Makena: WHEEE!!!


4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Alunis: Uh.. I walked in on Chiila changing once? <_<;
Makena: I stolled a balloon!!! T____T
Kveta: *scoots away from the boy* If I told you, then I'd have to kill you.

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Alunis: Ultra-What?
Makena: I gots a slinky! It go boing!!!!
Kveta: Uh.. sweetie, I think your brain goes 'boing'

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Alunis: If I remember correctly, I beat Kveta at a game of pool.
Makena: I wanna go swimming!! !!!
Kveta: That's not a questionable act Alunis! *bonks him on the head*
Again, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Makena: I think this girl got a squirrel in her butt! She's so angry! Hehe ^^-
Kveta: *glares* You're so lucky I have self control kid..

7) Do you love me? I love you.
Alunis: I don't even know you O_o; But..sure?
Makena: Of course I love you! *jumps up and squishes talker man*
Kveta: Sure, whatever.

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Alunis: Are you hurt that I lied back?
Makena: T___T WAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kveta: Oh great *facepalms*

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Alunis: I don't have the urge to kill anyone.. Well not on purpose.
Makena: WAHHHH!!! T____T
Kveta: Soon, it's gonna be this little kid! >:[

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Alunis: I don't really have anything.. I guess I don't like it when Steven just walks in my room..
Makena: *sniff sniff* I like squirrels!!!
Kveta: *crosses arms* I have more control than that.
Alunis: *giggles* control? xD
Kveta: *evil glare*

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Alunis: I was kinda wondering the same thing...
Makena: Will you be my daddy! We can play house, I'll be the mommy!!
Kveta: Are you sure this is a boy ;>>

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the men/ladies?
Alunis: What?
Makena: *is magically in a dress* A volcano cake?
Kveta: Okay I'm completely lost now.

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Alunis: Hey, she grabbed the wrong towel okay <<;
Makena: Who is she?! +__+ Alunis got a crush! Alunis got a crush! *jumps around*
Kveta: I saw someone naked once... *shutters*

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Alunis: Uh, no thanks?
Makena: Who would wanna smoke someones butt? O.O
Kveta: *falls out of her chair laughing*

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Alunis: Kinda, is this going on TV?
Makena: Can I be the director?!
Kveta: I have other things to do, so yes.

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Alunis: A hospital bag.
Makena: I ate play-doh once! It was salt flavored!
Kveta: A milk carton on a dare and... Wait? A hospital bag? o_0;

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Alunis: I have Aids? Well this sucks..
Makena: Does this mean I'm a superman?
Kveta: You could say that...

18) There is no question 18.
Alunis: Uh, okay.
Makena: Do-do-DO *runs around like a superman*
Kveta: Why am I here?! O_o;

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Alunis: I.. Don't have those kind of urges..
Makena: I had a beta fish once, but mommy said he had to go to the toilet to meet his girlfriend.
Kveta: Well I like it when he takes his... Hey is it okay to talk about this kind of stuff with a child around?! :/

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Alunis: I still want to know why I'm here.
Makena: I miss my fishy T__T
Kveta: yes, leave.

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Well that was fun I guess..
-Stole this-
xD
I tag anyone that reads this.